You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Did I show you my penis last night?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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