it was like eating out sand paper
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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