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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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