You're completely useless in the revolution.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
