My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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