explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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