I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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