An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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