I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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