Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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