But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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