also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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