Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
organizing the empties. That sober.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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