Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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