The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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