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Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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