What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Buhtt sex?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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