do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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