You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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