Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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