But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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