At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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