He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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