It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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