were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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