just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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