i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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