No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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