im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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