I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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