I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything