im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
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the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack