I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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