yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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