yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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