She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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