There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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