People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
being pregnant is like rehab
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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