normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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