Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I am one with the molecules
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Someone signed my nipple.
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