He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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