it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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