we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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