Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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