have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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