Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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