The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
is it fun? or sober?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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