That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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