You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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