We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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