HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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