i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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