No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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