Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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