My first STD was from a foam party
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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