she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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