He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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