i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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